I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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