Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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