i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
areolas are like halos for boobs.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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