Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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