I CAN MOONWALK!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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