This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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