CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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