I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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