And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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