I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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