Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The feeling are messing with the penis
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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