She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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