I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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