Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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