great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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