return my video game
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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