Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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