I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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