he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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