Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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