i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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