I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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