New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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