Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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