please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i think i just lost a toe
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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