That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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