one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?