ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It's blow job season.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.