You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.