He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?