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  The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (631): View more from New York

  This beer is not sobering me up at all

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• (916): View more from California

  She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance

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  i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?

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  Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night

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