he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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