I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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