I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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