if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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