So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Shame is for Republicans.
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