Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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