How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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