My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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