Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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