Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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