Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
why is half of my head shaved?
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