it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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