did you get engaged???
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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