He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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