That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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