3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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