where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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