This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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