I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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