Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
