Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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