weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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