There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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