good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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