Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I deserve this hangover.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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