I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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