His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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