We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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