You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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