After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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